Steel tampon

Girl code for a dildo

Hoe 1: I rather wear a Steel tampon than go out with Jerome, his dick is small.

by Up The Shut Fuck You Will March 19, 2019

Hot Tamale and Run

When you put a ton of hot sauce in a big bag, put your baby in it, and run away

I just Hot tamale and run some bitches baby

by Rantheman3333 March 21, 2019

Oral tampon

Term used for a man known to Perform Cunnilingus whilst the female is on her monthly cycle. i.e. eating a cherry pie.

Synonyms: Blood Sucker ; Vampire

You wouldn’t believe how much of an oral tampon my ex boyfriend was!

by E69 May 27, 2019

Tim Tamberino

The most kawaii and reliable waifu you'll ever meet. Tim Tamberinos will always be there for you, often with a quick joke to pick your mood up! But beware, complimenting him will usually result in your Tim Tamberino becoming incredibly tsundere, repeating the word "no" endlessly, and calling you baka.

You: "Hey, it's my cherished Tim Tamberino!"

Him: "B-baka! You're not special to me or a-anything!"

by timlover1995 July 9, 2019

Hot Tamale

A mixed drink made up of tequila, redbull, and a splash of beer topped off with a fresh lime. The Hot Tamale is a drink of choice at Hookman's Beer and Grub.

Many variations of the drink exist, such as removing the beer to simplify it's creation in a busy bar setting.

Dude let's go get fucked at Hookman's we can order some Hot Tamales, those things are delicious.

Nothing like ending a good morning of fishing with a Hot Tamale at Hookman's.

by Romand2169 April 28, 2019

Daniel Tamment

British author, translator, and autistic savant known for his extraordinary numerical memory and arithmetic ability.

John Elder Robinson: I was “chatting” with my boy Daniel Tamment about quantum mechanics yesterday.
Temple Grandin: Really? You dare engage in the small talk that neurotypicals demand out of us with... each other?
John Elder Robinson: Quantum mechanics is riveting.
Temple Grandin: I apologize for my autistic sense of humor if that joke flew over your head.
John Elder Robinson:...

by True_Lust July 24, 2019

Tushka Tambourine

The skin on skin slapping sound made when a pig farmer attempts to inseminate his drift using his own phallus. The Tushka Tambourine is usually an act reserved for the most depraved and lonely of the small footed pig farming clan.

A rich farmer hires an expert to breed his show pigs. A farmer who likes to party uses the Tushka Tambourine to get his breeding done.

by Methgator August 27, 2019