PISSIN IN THE DARK 

looking for something without proper lighting

trying to make an informed decision without adequate information

attempting to aceive something that is impossible

you are just pissin in the dark if you think she is going to call!

PISSIN IN THE DARK by michael haldane June 26, 2006

pissanting 

verb. a word made up by warwick oakley-nicholls. Used when knocking down some weak (pissant) trees

Warwick: Come on fellow boar hunters.
jacky harriss: look theres some pissant trees.
azza g: knock down them pissant trees.
jake townley: thats some good pissanting.

pissanting by jake da snake townley April 29, 2009

Who pissed in youre cereal

to describe someone who is more grumpy or short tempered than normal.

"you never ever listen anymore James!!"

"jeeez, who pissed in youre cereal mum!"

Who pissed in youre cereal by comebacknighty July 1, 2009

Big pisser 

A big dick

I have a big pisser.

Big pisser by Plazma7740 April 11, 2019

You Just Pissed on My Rug, Dude 

1) A reference to the motion picture film, "The Big Lebowski." The 'rug' in the expression refers to any coveted possession, tangable or ideological, regardless of whether or not it 'ties the room together.' Therefore, to hypothetically urinate on such a possession would be to corrupt and/or disgrace it; ruin it.

2) The act of actually urinating upon an owner's rug.

Jack: Hey man. Check out my new ride. I just got it yesterday and it handles like a dream.

John: Is the engine supposed to smoke like that?

Jack: You just pissed on my rug, dude.

You Just Pissed on My Rug, Dude by The Timmer December 10, 2008

raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock 

An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.

"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"

raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock by Carl J. Maltese April 28, 2007

As pissed as a newt 

In Nelson's time Royal Navy junior ensign's were known as "newts." Being so young it didn't take much rum to become inebriated. Hence the expression "pissed as a newt."

Celebrating too quickly, he became as pissed as a newt.
Pissed= Inebriated
Newt= small semi-amphibian member of the salamander group.

As pissed as a newt by Lobsangridcully May 8, 2016