Big Green Weenie

when you get fucked (without lube) until your ass bleeds for a week, by some jackass that is a fuckin retard for not puting your paperwork in on time causing you to get fucked out of a re-enlistment.

Cpl *R* hey man are you going to WTI with us next month? Cpl *J* No I just just got fucked by the"BIG GREEN WEENIE" and have two weeks to check out and find a new job.

Big Green Weenie by Cpl *J* May 7, 2010

Holly Green

In folklore traced back to medieval legend, a Holly Green is a female demon who takes the form of a human woman in order to seduce men, usually through sexual intercourse. In modern times, a Holly Green may or may not appear in dreams and is often depicted as tall Miss Piggy looking woman or Drugged out Whore, while in the past Holly Greens were generally depicted as frightening and demonic. Religious traditions hold that repeated intercourse with an Holly Green may result in the deterioration of health, or even death

Be careful of the Holly Greens they can send you to jail for rape then marry you the same week all the while having you under their spell to procreate.

Holly Green by Strongbarden November 7, 2010