Mah Dick

Better word for deez nuts, usually the word 'mah' it is pronounced deep as fuck, the word 'dick' is pronounced as if you have a cracked voice.

Person 1: Ey man just got dees new phone from ma mamma.
Person 2: Mamma?
Person 1: Yea like my mom my momma
Person 2: MAH DICK
...
Person 2: SUCC MAH DICK

by xbym April 21, 2017

Barney dick

An alcoholic drink which contains a mix of one part UV Blue vodka, half part UV Cherry vodka, half grenadine and some Sprite. Mixes together to become purple. Like Barney the dinosaur's penis.

"Mix me another Barney dick!"

by Dave Losso January 26, 2009

Bloody Dick

When you jack off too hard without sufficient lubrication and rub the skin on your dick raw, to the point where it starts to bleed.

I got a case of bloody dick last night because I was outta lotion.

by qtipextra June 5, 2011

Dick Feet

An insult implying that the person or persons have dicks for feet.
Can also be known as Cock-Toes.

Person 1: I just brought A Nissan.
Person 2: Dick Feet.

by Mexican Tequila Death September 1, 2009

dick cuff

a phrase used to describe a foreskin

check out his dick cuff

by sfusion November 9, 2007

HULK DICK

Hulk dicks orgin comes after many years of steriods to the dick to the point where it turned into another throbbing min brain attacted to his body. When hulk dick gets mad he using dick smash also HULK DICK SMASH

AJ made HULK DICK MAD so he slapped him with his mighty HUCK DICK SMASH!!!!

by mcmuff272 August 25, 2011

dick nugget

a dick in the shape of a nugget and or tastes like chicken.

dayum boi yo didly do is such a dick nugget.

by olivia guy and zoe July 3, 2014