Stringy Cheese Surprise

When you masturbate continuously and your semen turns into a stringy cheese surprise.

"I had a stringy cheese surprise last night."

by hillbillyhickfuck April 13, 2015

Cheeto without the cheese

How dare you lick off all the cheese you sicko.

A Cheeto without the cheese is just a toe

by Just a person procrastinating October 13, 2021

Zoopy gloop cheese

A term used by the British to talk about African cuisine that they’d try after getting hungry burning down their villages

Wow Frederick, this Zoopy gloop cheese makes me want to burn down yet another Tanzanian village

by Marvin Weinbaum August 11, 2023

extreme cave cheese

extreme cave cheese is when a girl gets cave cheese so bad it seals her pussy air tight and eventually explodes out all over you if you are in its way

vanessa had extreme cave cheese so bad it stunk up my whole house then blew all over me i was so pissed off because im still trying to get rid of the smell

by alex/brandons words December 8, 2010

cheese ass well

when you shuv a entire cheese wheel into your ass so you can shuv a young man/woman named bread or jam in to your gaping ass

BRO DID YOU HEAR JAMES DID A CHEESE ASS WELL !!!!!

by gamming man 3D March 15, 2022

Jalapeno Cheese Stick

Exactly what it sounds like. It's also sexual.

Cindy was so hot for me so i gave her a taste of my Jalapeno Cheese Stick!!

No way bro! Nice....

by Chester the Moose February 5, 2012

Tallahassee cheese grater

A very toothsome blowjob, very toothy on the downstroke, mainly given by Taylor Swift fans.

I mean…the date was going awesome…then she gave me a Tallahassee Cheese Grater and now it hurts to pee, man!

by Blam B. Brigadoon October 1, 2023