Ass Cheese Surprise

When you stick your hands down your pants to access the ass cheese situation and then smell your fingers expecting the worst and it's actually kind of nice.

He dipped his hand down his crack and got an ass cheese surprise.

by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

bakersfield grilled cheese

When your butt/thigh hairs bunch up and tangle, causing it to pull apart when you sit down and take a shit

Skweezy Jibbs on bakersfield grilled cheese: U KNO WHEN U PLAY BASKETBALL
OR WORK OUT AN UR BUTT AN
THIGH HAIRS R 2 LONG AN THEY
GET ALL TWISTED UP IN2 A BUNCH
OF GREASY KNOTS $ AN THEN
WHEN U SIT DOWN ON THA TOILET
LATER AN SPREAD UR CHEEKS
ITS LIKE PULLIN APART A NASTY
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH??
THATS A BAKERSFIELD GRILLED
CHEESE

by cliqqbabe April 21, 2022

cheese ass well

when you shuv a entire cheese wheel into your ass so you can shuv a young man/woman named bread or jam in to your gaping ass

BRO DID YOU HEAR JAMES DID A CHEESE ASS WELL !!!!!

by gamming man 3D March 15, 2022

Virginia Cheese Nips

When you rub your chest in cheese quesadilla

Guy 1: Dude, I'm so fucking high...... WTF are Virginia Cheese Nips?

Guy 2: Its like when you quesadilla from Virginia, Idk im high too.

by NotFromTheUK March 31, 2022

hairy dick cheese

When the dried cum from your dick collides with your pubes to create a special mixture.

Wow! Anthony has some hairy dick cheese!

by beastlyhambuger February 8, 2021

Zoopy gloop cheese

A term used by the British to talk about African cuisine that they’d try after getting hungry burning down their villages

Wow Frederick, this Zoopy gloop cheese makes me want to burn down yet another Tanzanian village

by Marvin Weinbaum August 11, 2023

Tallahassee cheese grater

A very toothsome blowjob, very toothy on the downstroke, mainly given by Taylor Swift fans.

I mean…the date was going awesome…then she gave me a Tallahassee Cheese Grater and now it hurts to pee, man!

by Blam B. Brigadoon October 1, 2023