dick candy

An individual, usually a woman who a man would like to meet just in order to eventually sleep with.

"Yo, check out that dick candy over there."

by Skank_Away June 15, 2007

dick cuff

a phrase used to describe a foreskin

check out his dick cuff

by sfusion November 9, 2007

Barney dick

An alcoholic drink which contains a mix of one part UV Blue vodka, half part UV Cherry vodka, half grenadine and some Sprite. Mixes together to become purple. Like Barney the dinosaur's penis.

"Mix me another Barney dick!"

by Dave Losso January 26, 2009

Dick-List

A real or imaginary list containing the names of people who have put you in a bind or just piss you off to an infinite degree.

Ann screwed me over at the meeting: she’s earned a slot on my dick-list

A pancake breakfast is the place where you are guaranteed to make someones dick-list!

by Otis O February 2, 2009

dick nugget

a dick in the shape of a nugget and or tastes like chicken.

dayum boi yo didly do is such a dick nugget.

by olivia guy and zoe July 3, 2014

dick splash

An individual with little to no societal worth..usually a jerk for no reason, characteristied as accidental birth as semen should have been discarded on a fabric, towel, or anything other than a vagina

Dude 1: " you meet Karl yet?".
Dude 2: "you mean the dick splash that hit on your mom at your dad's funeral?"

by CH256 September 12, 2014

Dick Knuckles

When a well endowed man wraps his long flaccid penis around his fist and punches his significant other with it.

Yo Tyrone totally dick knuckled Shaniqua last night. All Hail the DICK KNUCKLES

by Thug Nasty 187 November 9, 2013