Caketease

Someone who sells bake goods but doesn't deliver to your house.

*Phone Call*
Person Ordering: "Hey Mate can I order a sponge cake?"
Baker: "Sure! That's $20 pick up"

Person Ordering: "Don't You deliver?????"
Baker: "No"
Person Ordering: "What a fucking caketease."

Caketease by Colin-Asian-Faggot March 11, 2013

Muff cakes 

1. The definition of a baked pastry that is too dense to be a cupcake, yet too sweet to be a muffin.

2. A mouth watering baked good consisting of a moist and dense chocolate center with an outstanding chocolate drizzle, enriched with Baileys Irish cream.

3. A slang term used in reference to an attractive female's lady garden.

Person 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Well first I'm going to eat a few delicious muff cakes before I leave my house, then I'm planning on heading over to that party and getting some muff cake. Care to join?

Muff cakes by Mr. Muffcake June 29, 2011

Junie Cakes 

"Junie Cakes" Prison slang for your ass.

Tykone Laqueesus: Hey, can I have your Junie Cakes?

Bob: Uh. Yeah, sure.

Tykone Laqueesus: Alright, bend over.

Junie Cakes by Tykone Laqueesus April 10, 2020

cakewalk

actually its a pretty dope dance move that came from drug lords or "cake"men after they successfully made a deal

Yo Kareem my nigguh, niice workin with ya...do the cakewalk with me

cakewalk by eyephuqdyamum May 4, 2005

ass cakes 

cheeks of a woman's ass; buttocks

"That young 'ho certainly has fine ass cakes!"

ass cakes by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

SUCK MAH CHEESE CAKES BELLYFLOP WHOOP WHOOP 

A Basic Summary of all Modern Rap Music On The Radio. It originated from bored white people who listened to punk rock who wished to express their distaste for the retarded music on the radio. The Tern “SUCK MAH CHEESE CAKES BELLYFLOP WHOOP WHOOP” is basicly a mockery of the popular music today.

DA NEWEST SINGLE BY GANGSTA GRILLZ
ISS CALLED “SUCK MAH CHEESE CAKES BELLYFLOP WHOOP WHOOP”

SUCK MAH CHEESE CAKES BELLYFLOP WHOOP WHOOP by Bear Hunter May 13, 2009

caked

To be extremely wealthy, loaded

Mike: I got a rolex in my stocking for christmas
Kal: Bro you're caked

caked by Touch67 December 16, 2007