Bro-gurt

When your homie jerks you off into a condom, then eats is like a tube-yogurt.

Last night, I ate his bro-gurt.

by CursedThoughts February 3, 2023

Bros

A terrible blood sucking group that shuns nonmembers. They ruin friendships and entire lives.

The bros ruined my life, this is my story.

by toffeenerd September 28, 2017

Bro Broad

A bro broad is a female that acts, talks, looks like a dude. you can find these masculin women in mountain town snowboard parks or motocross reaces some occasionally look good but with the floppy hat and shades they could very well be a lifty at your local mountain.

That chick was a bro broad.

by dutch7 October 27, 2010

As Long As Your Happy Bro

A phrase which is typically used after one friend show a picture of their partner to the other, and the friend thinks they’re ugly, but does not want to disrespect, or put his/her friend down.

*Shows picture of Girl/Boyfriend*

Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?

Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.

by supermaxwell99 November 25, 2024

bro pieces

a laxers bro stick or dick

ryan: make my sandwhich or make me use my bro pieces

by iheartlaxbros August 6, 2011

bro slice

The epitome of frattasticness; the king of the United Fratdom.

Man, did you see his Cole Haans? He was obviously a bro slice.

by bigorangeblood November 5, 2010

keg of bros

A term referring to a group of men that identify/would be identified as bros. This is best used for groups of young men who appear as stereotypical bros. (For example: wearing baseball caps and sleeveless sports tees. Often refer to each other as bro or dude.)

As "herd" or "pack" are used in wildlife documentaries.

Ex: Look over there! It's a keg of bros headed to the football game!

by Caged Birdy November 17, 2015