clear water mississippi

drunk enough to confuse a girl squirting in ur cup for your drink

I’m clear water mississippied right now bro.

clear water mississippi by toree05 March 12, 2022

yellow water falls 

when a guy has to piss really bad and sits on the top of the stairs and a girl sits behind him and uses her legs to squeeze his lower stomach until he totally pisses his pants. The pee flows like a water falls down the steps.

she squeezed the piss out of him at the top of the stone steps and it caused a yellow water falls.

yellow water falls by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

Dog water 

When your absolutely trash at something usually used by people that are under the age of 14

this dudes dog water, you missed? Your dog water

Dog water by Alex the noob March 22, 2022

mustard water 

shluuuuurpp scheweeeelugsh glug glug sptptptptp scheeeeulp lplplp schwwap scheeeeuwp pspspshwuup

“hey can you get me a drink”
“sure man”
passes cup of water
“why is it so thick and yellow takes a whiff smells like…”
“bro it’s mustard water”
proceeds to bend them over
“scheeeelup slluuurp schwpspsps schelughshsh”

mustard water by sussyblackguy March 23, 2022

Cheeto Water 

When you sister proceeds to shove Cheetos in her water until it turns orange

Person: what are the hell are you doing?
Sister: putting my Cheetos in my water.
Person:why?
Sister: because cheeto water is tasty.
Person: wtf.

Cheeto Water by Arsonborbisthekeytolife March 25, 2022

High water 

A toilet

Those burritos got me gurgling. I need to find high water.

High water by anonymous March 28, 2022

Dump water

Someone you need and love/like like water, but hate like shit water ;)

You are my dump water

Dump water by billycliffered March 28, 2022