Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023

Suck my face

Suck ma face bishhh!!!

Hey dude wonna suck my face?

by Bish13 September 30, 2019

The suck trade

A man and a woman suck each others buttholes out until a loud popping noise is produce they swap and competed to make the loudest sound. Whoever wins gets to lick the cats urethra

The suck trade is committed commonly in Tennessee

by SquidgyWidgy December 29, 2020

The Legend Of Zelda: Four Swords Sucks

it just sucks, every one agreed it sucks, F-, so now i belive it sucks

mom,

wut.

the legend of zelda: four swords sucks, i want breath of the wild

nope.

bruh.

by worldwide4445 May 31, 2022

Suck Yourself

Something that you should do or maybe told to do when you suck at something more than that person or got backfired that you have to suck your body up physically and feel like you are about to suicide

A: Your face is so retarded like your ex...
B: At least my face is not as retarded as your existence... Shut up and suck yourself
A: (Sucking noises... Chocking noises... Nothing...)

by Splicstx September 15, 2017

lamb of god sucks

Worst band of all time? Lamb of god sucks because they’re straight cock gobblers.

Man I can’t believe how much lamb of god sucks.. worst band ever.

by Chuckle monkey 🙈 November 22, 2021

take that and suck on it

a term defiantly used too much by teenage males. it is from jeffy, a puppet that does stupid stuff. it is basically saying to take whatever they are talking about and to suck on it. thats all. Sometimes used as a comeback.

"Your stupid" "your stupider, take that and suck on it"

by MARYLYNBUTTHOLE May 13, 2018