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meatlballing

Dipping one's testicles into a pot of hot marinara sauce before serving it to unsuspecting guests. It also works for other sauces hot or cold.
The chef was fired after the busboy caught him meatlballing into the spaghetti sauce again.
by Hugh Jasphart December 11, 2022
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Meatloaf

The best thing in the world
IDC what you say. Your mom just sucks at cooking if you think it's bad.
It tastes especially amazing when you put cheese in the middle and cover it with tomato sauce/ketchup.
"I hate meatloaf"

Die I hate you
by DieselDeletus December 15, 2022
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meatloaf

“Have you seen that meatloaf right there?”
“That’s a homosexual if i’ve ever seen one!”
by baobab69 December 15, 2022
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Matalena

Origin: Polynesian variant of names like Magdalene or Madeleine; original Polynesian name meaning ‘beautiful’ or ‘bold.’

Matalena is the feisty mom, who will stand up for anyone who is being bullied. She is the kind woman who gives to every hurting person she sees. If you’ve ever been picked up in the rain and delivered home safely by a stranger, or been given a woman’s last $20, the person helping you was probably named after or raised by a Matalena. Her only weakness is her pride — she has a tendency to think her way is the only way. But she is a prayerful person, who learns humility through God. She is a follower of Jesus and a great dancer, even if her kids make fun of her as she dances! Matalena is intelligent and can be anything in the world, but her greatest joy will come from being a mother, aunty, and grandmother. She is a protector and a loving sister. She loves all of God’s creatures, but especially dolphins and pit bulls named Jacques. If you know a Matalena, you know that you can conquer any obstacle, because her strength and fearlessness tells you so.
Did you see Matalena do the Macarena?

Yeah! She is the best dancer ever!

A bad guy broke in to the dance and started harassing people!

Yeah! Matalena punched his lights out then woke him up and fed him and turned him into a great person!
by someoneyouhelped December 26, 2022
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Mealer

MEALER; Definition: (Verb) To pulverize, to make anew, to grind down and re-form/re-shape from dust, sustaining element, et al.
(Noun) Object or person with the ability to provide a new beginning of an item or items by pulverizing and combining, exemplifying the past to shape the future of those around them.
(Adjective) Make new or better from infinite particles.
(Adverbial Clause, Conjunct, Adjunct, Disjunct, Expletive) As in; “You’ve been Mealer’d!” In a good way.
Mrs. Smith decided she'd had enough of the rowdy 3rd grade class, she decided it was time to mealer them into a respectable group of students.
by Dr. Sanjay Sachdeva February 10, 2023
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meatloaf sunrise

You awake your significant other when she is on her period and promptly blow a raspberry on her vagina and then eat her ass out with the spaghetti sauce on your face.
I woke up in my dorm and gave my girlfriend a meatloaf sunrise. She loved it, but now she has to change the sheets.
by myfullGodgivenname March 19, 2023
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meatlugging

The act of dragging two or more people who are willing to contribute to your meatriding into an argument you’re losing to initiate a verbal jumping session on the other person who is right.
Guy 1: That’s it! Since you wanna be such a smartass, I’ll get someone to prove my point!

Guy 2: Just accept that you’re obviously wrong, there isn’t shit you can do, stop meatriding this guy already

Guy 1: Oh yeah?

*Proceeds to summon Guy 3 and Guy 4*

Guy 1: Awh shit

Guy 5: Wow, that guy is meatlugging, I thought he was joking but he was serious about that stupid stuff?
by WordPumper3000 April 23, 2023
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