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Chocolate Monster

A turd so mighty and ferocious it almost appears as if it is a monster waiting to devour the world, or even your ass the next time you sit down on the throne.
"Sorry, I left a chocolate monster behind in your bathroom, it wouldn't flush...
by NO1R April 5, 2022
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chocolate raccoon

A raccoon. But made of chocolate. Also, when someone poos on your face then spreads it around. Resembling a chocolate raccoon.
I'd chocolate raccoon that whore with my poop.
by Chocolate Thunder 69420 April 5, 2022
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Chocolate cake

When a man licks a women from front to back when she has a yeast infection
Hey babe I know you have a yeast infection but can I still get that chocolate cake
by Cakeman9876 April 5, 2022
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Chocolate Truffle

When a man pretends to be a Pig searching for truffles in his girlfriends anus during sex, sticking his nose in there and taking a huge whiff.
I went looking for Chocolate Truffles with Cindy last night!
Nice bro did you find any?
Pleanty broo.
by Kush master 420 April 8, 2022
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Chocolate Fever

When that cold brew hits just right, ynkow what I mean player? That feeling when a man wants to dive straight into the dark void and taste the Forbiden Fruit. When you see a chocolate mama and you don't know the difference from up and down. Symptoms of Chocolate Fever include blindness, increase in libido, and possible cardiac arrest.
Adam-Dam cuzzo, this darkskin chick was all up on me in the subway, I almost caught a case of Chocolate Fever.
Nick-I know what you mean boss we all get a hankerin for some dark meat.
by LegendTwenty7n April 9, 2022
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Chocolate Eclair

When you put chocolate sauce on your dick and get a blowjob. When your done, she’ll have a mouth full of chocolate and “cream”.
Yo dude, I just gave my girl a chocolate eclair
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Chocolate chip and milk

When you creampie a chick, then grab a cookie put it in their ass for chocolate. then after their pussy for the milk and eat it
Jessica let me have a chocolate chip and milk last night, I can’t get the taste out of my mouth
by Alaskan boi December 29, 2020
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