christmas monkey

When an dude is nailing a girl in the anus and he pulls out and shoots all over her bungole and then proceeds to shove cotton balls up said bungole mixing with the skeet to form an adhesive. The dude may then wish to slap the girl on the ass or face for good luck and to watch her response, which may resemble that of a surprised, dumbass monkey.

I always keep my cotton balls next to my condoms so that I can give some slut a Christmas monkey

by keatonbatman72 December 18, 2007

monkey punch

When you shit in your hand and fling it at someone walking by.

My date was going great until some guy in the bushes monkey punched me, now I have to take I shower.

by monkeypunched July 17, 2011

blow monkey

A dealer of cannibus who travels to the requested destination in order to make the transaction. In order to avoid detection customers say can I have a taxi

"Can I have a taxi"
he replies yes or no.
He deals in scores £20

by Jonny wa November 28, 2004

Cleat monkey

The ultimate Cleatus, When Cleatus just isn't enough.

That guy is just such a freakin cleat monkey.

by Cleat monkey killer June 23, 2009

monkey rum

A prohibition era slang term for poorly made moonshine.

"He died drinking the monkey rum in a blind pig down by the docks."

by debiant May 9, 2010

fireworks monkey

A fireworks monkey is a monkey tied to a large fireworks rocket.

The screeching on the way up is amazing.

On the way down - not so much.

The kids at the 4th of July picnic eagerly lined up to watch the fireworks monkey show.

They were not disappointed.

by scodder June 5, 2010

monkey hat

a monkey hat is where you climb to a high place (like the roof of a house or on a ladder) and shit on the top of your partners head. the shit will look like a fez, which monkeys are known to where.

caution: it may sting when it hits

I gave scotts mom a wicked tall monkey hat while he was at school today.

by Scotty Wiggins September 16, 2006