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ghost job 

When while performing fellacio from under the sheets, a woman apears to be a bobbing, pleasure-giving ghost.
Man, I was really freaked out this morning. I though there was an apparition in my room, but it was just my old lady giving me a suprise ghost job.
ghost job by thegrandbuzz November 29, 2009
Related Words
job Jobby jobber Jobe JoBro jobo job corps jobbie jobless Jobsworth
bummer; a response to something bad that happened.
You have a lot of homework too? Bum job!
bum job by Kate September 14, 2003

blow job 

simply to suck a man's penis until he squirts
oj loves giving a good blow job every now and then
blow job by Kagome_1274 July 27, 2006

Once-A-Month Reverse Poopy Job 

While your girl or random hook-up is on their period, you get them in the 69 position while letting them deposit their menstration into your mouth. Also you must finger their ass hole making sure to pull out each of their well kept poop nuggets (aka dingle berries!)the girl must also do this for you (try not to fart or poop!). After the tease you can use your well collected candy treats to put into each others mouths and have an intimate make out session. The combo of the taste of period and poop can send you and your partner into complete ecstasy!!
It was me and my bitch's 6 month anniversary and she told me she couldnt fuck me because she was on her period. I then suggested the Once-A-Month Reverse Poopy Job knowing that it was the perfect treat for the night. Not only did I cum three times in five minutes but my gurl loved the taste and wanted to do it again the next night!!! (Thanks for showing me grandma!)

blow job 

Also a great anti-contreceptive as while being very pleasurable keeps the vagina at a safe distance from any ejaculatory fluid that could result in baby brocks.
She woulda done him but would of possibly got pregnant so she gave him a blow job instead.
blow job by John Freedman September 26, 2007
The name given to a blowjob when the giver or recipient has a nickname of 'moo moo' and/or is shaped like a cow. It is often accompanied by a mooing sound as the receiver ejaculates.

Some couples dress up as cows for added effect, note that this is not to be confused with 'milking the moo'. Uniforms are optional.
Angela gave Tom a hard moo job while on all fours.
moo job by SJASM November 5, 2008