dick pic

a picture of ones dick, usually kept on ones phone and sent via BBM, MMS or E-mail—a wordless suggestion of intercourse

Edgar sent me a dick pic again. That was a surprise, since i didnt even ask for it.

by EllaC October 27, 2010

dick splash

An individual with little to no societal worth..usually a jerk for no reason, characteristied as accidental birth as semen should have been discarded on a fabric, towel, or anything other than a vagina

Dude 1: " you meet Karl yet?".
Dude 2: "you mean the dick splash that hit on your mom at your dad's funeral?"

by CH256 September 12, 2014

Athlete's Dick

1) A yeast infection in the male crotch area. 2) the exposure of athletes foot to the crotch area by means of said foot hitting the underwear prior to pulling them up. 3) a dry or itchy rash

John got a bad case of athlete's dick from Karen. Robert got athlete's dick from the mens locker room.

by Randel Flagg October 31, 2009

whiskey-dicking

Not to be confused with "whiskey dick"

Whiskey dicking: When you have a hard on that lasts for hours without ejactualating.

"My God baby have you still not came yet?!?!"

"No baby, I'm whiskey-dicking !

by Hwoody March 7, 2016

dick nugget

a dick in the shape of a nugget and or tastes like chicken.

dayum boi yo didly do is such a dick nugget.

by olivia guy and zoe July 3, 2014

Dick Feet

An insult implying that the person or persons have dicks for feet.
Can also be known as Cock-Toes.

Person 1: I just brought A Nissan.
Person 2: Dick Feet.

by Mexican Tequila Death September 1, 2009

Dick-List

A real or imaginary list containing the names of people who have put you in a bind or just piss you off to an infinite degree.

Ann screwed me over at the meeting: she’s earned a slot on my dick-list

A pancake breakfast is the place where you are guaranteed to make someones dick-list!

by Otis O February 2, 2009