Mexican Mustard

Mexican Mustard is the spicy yellow brown goo that drips outta your girls ass and pussy. Unlike truffle butter, it has hints of blood in it which create the signature orange/yellow color.

I porked Jenny so hard she was bleeding all night. I woke up to a bed full of Mexican mustard.

by Mega Hemroids July 05, 2023

Mexican Switchblade

A broken beer bottle held in the hand and used like a knife.

Two drunk guys got into a fight in the bar and one them turned his beer bottle into a Mexican switchblade.

by Kongo Kong April 23, 2018

Mexican trifle

Filling a lady taco with guacamole, tomato salsa, sour cream & jalapeño peppers and sprinkling it with cheese to finish before you go down on her like a dog eating hot fries.

Vic wanted to spice it up in the bedroom, so we tried the Mexican trifle, it blew us both away!

by Shabba dabba doo July 24, 2019

Mexican mailbox muffin

Picking up after your dog while walking it and putting the poop bag in somebody’s mailbox.

Let’s give that jerk Schmedlapp a Mexican mailbox muffin.

by Fast Floyd Richards May 07, 2021

Traditional Mexican Baptism

When a woman inadvertently gives birth directly into a seldom-emptied, diarrhea-splattered porta potty.

Joaquin is messed up in the head. Probably has to do with the fact that he received a Traditional Mexican Baptism when he was born.

by MinMax123 July 12, 2022

Mexican Food Shit

A big shit

1. After a long while of being a worldwide taste tester and eating Mexican Food, you decide to use the bathroom. You were never seen again.

2. A loaf of shit in a class of its own

"Damn I had to take one big ol Mexican Food shit!"
"God rest your soul."

by hana2H January 27, 2024

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by kingBMCdaddy February 25, 2024