the real cheeze

A fucking good person who is really good at Fucking your girlfriend

The real Cheeze stole your lady

by BraesonK the cheeze October 5, 2016

screen real

Something that doesn't look like it would if it were real but rather the way it looks in the movies.

Wow, that lightsaber prop is 100% screen real!

by vulkman83 September 20, 2016

For real reaction

An American/Irish reaction youtuber

Man I can't wait to watch for real reaction

by Jerry Becky November 23, 2016

the real chaos

The Real Chaos is a legendary alien musician who resides in Virginia beach, VA! Some say he helped start the Virginia Underground. CHAOS being an anogram for Crazy Heart Among Original Sounds spelling out CHAOS. The name was adopted from the Ruff Riders crew in 1996 when the Ruff Riders Def Jam recording studio was located in Virginia Beach off of rosemont rd.

The Real Chaos has that intergalactic space flow.

by Unknown Alien King December 19, 2016

the real lg

The real "little guy"

Yo, that's the real LGG

by Sexy sim April 9, 2017

Puerto Real

Dwarf town belonging to the province of Cadiz (Andalusia), in which you will not have any future if you live in it.
The few young people left in it go away for work or die of poverty.

I stayed to live in Puerto Real and now I dedicate myself to collect coquinas.
My best friend lives in Puerto Real, so he's a fucking cani.
I'm going to buy in Carrefour, oh no, I forgot that I live in Puerto Real.

by Alejandros de los comunismos July 12, 2017

Red reading

The result of getting your palm 'red' after fingering a menstruating gypsy woman.

I was never a fan of finger painting with my dick, so I got my monthly red reading instead.

by ko0tje August 12, 2017