Chocolate

God's greatest gift to humans

I'm eating some chocolate rn

by anonymous March 16, 2022

Chocolate Vampire

When you put plastic vampire teeth in your butthole and chew nicotine gum while yelling "I'M A VAMPIRE".

Friday nights me and the boys like to Chocolate Vampire it up, some call us vamp-damp-boys.

by xitalent March 17, 2022

Chocolate swirly

Drink made from liquid shit and lots of cum mixed up in a blender

The chocolate swirly is the best drink ever.

by Pablo69 March 21, 2022

Chocolate Swirly

Drink made from liquid shit and lots of fresh cum blended together

The Chocolate Swirly is the best drink ever.

by Pablo69 March 22, 2022

chocolate covered banana

yummy bonaner

i ate a chocolate covered banana while shittinng my brains out

what the fuck dude

by pee675894320573956678954895 March 31, 2022

chocolate dinosaur

A chocolate confection shaped like a dinosaur. Inexplicably sold during the Easter season. Maybe 'cuz birds are dinos? IDK

"My neice got a chocolate dinosaur on Easter."

"... ... ... Please tell me you're not being facetious."

by Darth Ramious April 1, 2022

Chocolate Monster

A turd so mighty and ferocious it almost appears as if it is a monster waiting to devour the world, or even your ass the next time you sit down on the throne.

"Sorry, I left a chocolate monster behind in your bathroom, it wouldn't flush...

by NO1R April 5, 2022