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Bro Statement 

A bro statement is a form of statement made online where the speaker begins with the word "bro" to refer to a living subject and follows with a description of a certain action they performed or trait they exhibit. Bro statements are used to point out a trait or action that is humorous in nature and worthy of some level of criticism, either presenting mild, unserious judgment of a trait or action considered weird or goofy, or complete ridicule of a disliked trait or action. Traditionally, bro statements are followed by skull emojis, normally two, to express laughter, and sometimes feature one normal laughing emoji, most likely the tilted variant, to accompany the skull emoji or emojis. Rarely will a bro statement with emojis have only laughing emojis, but they do exist.

A variant of the bro statement is the lil bro statement, where the speaker begins with "lil bro", or in formal spelling, "little bro". Lil bro statements are mainly used for serious ridicule, calling the subject "little" in a malicious manner, although unserious lil bro statements do exist.
Examples of Bro Statements:
- "Bro skipped leg day πŸ’€πŸ’€"
- "bro got negative rizz πŸ€£πŸ’€πŸ’€"
- "bro just admitted to watching hentai πŸ’€"
- "bro got that Marge Simpson haircut πŸ’€πŸ’€"
- "lil bro is built like Gollum from Lord of the Rings πŸ’€πŸ’€"
- "bro is mad πŸ’€πŸ’€"

Bro code 

Before I begin, the bro code is not a set in stone thing, there are certain rules that someone may or may not be comfortable with.

1a. Bros before hoes, if a man invites you to something before a woman does, you don’t cancel with the boys
1b. Always leave a urinal space in between another man, this is a rule that must not be broken

2. If your hanging out with your boys crush, you aren’t the funny one, he is

3. If your boy likes a woman that you like, let him have β€˜em, it ain’t worth ruing your friendship

4. Don’t date exes unless your boy absolutely does not care if you two get together

5a. A real bro must drop everything to help his bro dump a chick
5b. If a man is flirting and her friend comes to try and stop it, you will intervene and stop the friend

6. Nod up: Sup

Nod down: respect

7. Don’t act up around females when the boys are there

8. Be the best wingman you can be, don’t embarrass him
Timmy: I gotta hang out with Tiffany
Tom: Bro you gotta follow the bro code
Bro code by fujh May 15, 2023

bro think he me 

when a bro think he the victorious me
bro that guy tries to be u so bad
bro think he me
bro think he me by basedpeso May 18, 2023
An overly confident dude with a Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics (STEM) degree.

Whilst the STEM bro is well-versed in all matters related to investment and performance nutrition, his understanding of all things politics, sociology, arts and culture is sorely lacking. A STEM bro's views on society are often a mere and never-to-be-questioned reflection of his privilege, which he is naturally unaware of.

His confidence carries out to all possible conversation topics, even those he knows nothing about. He is also prone to making obnoxious references to his earning potential.
This guy just wouldn't hear it when I told him his cringy fetish for a particular racial type women was socially contructed and rooted in colonial stereotypes. He was just such a STEM bro.

Marcia's new boyfriend is cute and all, but he's kind of a STEM bro so don't expect riveting conversation about Roe Vs Wade.
STEM bro by egggn May 19, 2023
A slang term often used by losers and or wannabe gangsters. This phrase is especially annoying when paired with any recent meme. Just another awful slang term popularized by tiktok. The birthplace of everything evil and sinful.
Bro is a basement dwelling hoodspeaking baby
bro is by hoodspeakhater May 23, 2023

Bro-ablo 

2dudes that love playing Diablo together and also fit together like Lego whilst sucking each other's peen simultaneously
Careful of John and Ryan's breath. They're were bro-abloing last night
Bro-ablo by Iknifedyou1st May 25, 2023