A chick with boobs so off proportion that one of them seems to be a completely different size and height. Example one tit is of a 21 year old perky 34c and the other is of a 55 year old 38dd. Lop tit.
I think we can tell which tit was the favorite of this woman's kid. She's got one tit a c cup at eye level and one tit a d cup at belly button level. Lady has the definition of lop tits.
by BostonAlan August 3, 2017
Get the lop titmug. Vulgar term for the female breasts. Tits are boner inducing, fun bags that range in color & size. Especially their nips. ALL tits are perfect in their own way. Natural small tits are perky and have a soft touch. While big fake tits are great for titty fucking and squeezing
by HornyPornoAddict November 24, 2023
Get the Titsmug. When you it's 3qm
Amber and adam leaving holiday we then realize holy shit tits I'm suppose to be at work and it's brrrr cold out!!!thus meaning it's also cold and rainy and we're late!!! Brrrr
by amberbooyah May 28, 2021
Get the Shit titsmug. 1. "Al Pacino's performance in The Godfather was really tits and top hats."
2. Bob: "Hey, how was the party last night?"
Matt: "Tits and top hats, dude. You missed out."
2. Bob: "Hey, how was the party last night?"
Matt: "Tits and top hats, dude. You missed out."
by Howlingcaliper June 17, 2012
Get the Tits and top hatsmug. by Chills1980 August 5, 2022
Get the Angry Titsmug. When you put a whole single tit in your mouth, and due to your jaw not being able to engulf any more tit, it therefore possesses a sort of ball gagged sensation. And since it is not a ball gagging you, rather the tit, it is then coined as the term “tit” gag.
by luvsbunnies August 23, 2021
Get the tit gagmug. a girl that gets all dressed up (usually in a some what slutty way) and dances all night, leaving her a sweaty mess.
by Nate Gresham June 29, 2007
Get the greese titsmug.