Jordan Michael

A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.

A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.

by The ridicule September 6, 2018

Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman

So raunchy he had to have 4 whole names. Claims he’s done four white dragons. Constantly threatens to throw out the printer. He won’t fight you but Blodgett will. Very skittish when questioned. Does crack?

I can’t believe you’re being a Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhman right now.

by Shoppness May 28, 2019

Professor Michael Prince

The Dark Lord himself, he who shall not be named. He is rarely wrong, except while grading. Uses dice to randomly determine how many points to take off. If you say his catchphrase "It Depends" 3 times, he will appear. Teaches the infamous best class you will never want to take again.

Guy: "Where do you want to go"
Girl: "Idk, it depends"
Guy: "Be careful! You don't want to summon Professor Michael Prince. He might fuck up your GPA again"

by Professor Next April 25, 2019

john michael

a white guy from alabama that skates and eats everything. he’s nice sometimes. his brother or sister is a million times hotter than him, but he’s still cute though.

john michael’s a cutie

by younggayone October 6, 2019

Reverse Michael Jackson

verb. For anything to go from a lighter shade of colour to a darker one.

guy1: "Hey, did he get darker since we saw him?
guy2: "Yeah, he must've pulled a reverse Michael Jackson"

by Silhouyata February 1, 2020

Sauce Michael

Alternate Term for a Jew
Or
A Faguido

Dude 1: "Bro thats my Friend he may be a Jew but he is pretty cool"

Dude 2: "BUT HE IS A SAUCE MICHAEL"

by Betersyndrome March 1, 2020

Asian Michael

He is a annoying twat who interrupts your conversations, they also say the same joke multiple times to the same people these jokes are also very un original.

#guy 1: oh fuck Michaels coming over
#guy 2: what's it going to be this time, 'YoU LiKe JaZz'
#Michael: you like jazzzzzz.
#guy 3 thoughts: i will smack you with a crowbar if you say that again. such an Asian Michael

by #fuckMichael March 28, 2020