spud cakes 

Male ejaculant

joe: Tom were you making spud cakes last night i tried to call you
tom: i was with my girlfriend and she milked me for all im worth

spud cakes by Mcfiend March 12, 2014

Colorado Cakewalk 

When a person takes a shit on your dick and uses the shit as lube to give you a footjob.

I walked in the bedroom and there she was, giving Hank a Colorado Cakewalk.

Colorado Cakewalk by Shitler September 3, 2016

splash cakes 

Splash Cakes are when a girl wakes up at your house and says she wants you to take her out to breakfast or make her pancakes. When this happens you are suposed to wait for her to fall back asleep a little and then masturbate above her face . Right before you cum you are suposed to wake her up and tell her breakfast is ready and then cum all over her face. Some girls will get mad but for lots of girls Splash Cakes are their favorite food and they will be glad to learn they are higher in protein content than most pancakes. Splash cakes can be made on a girls stomach as well and they can also be served to a hungry bitch for lunch or dinner.

Girl, you wont believe it - he didnt even take me out for my birthday. All his lazy ass did was whip up a few of them splash cakes he loves to make.

splash cakes by Stone Loc the Snowman September 24, 2018

Bumpy Cakes 

A cute fat girl

Bro check out that fat chick, she's got a cute face tho, she's definitely a bumpy cakes

Bumpy Cakes by Madrox614 January 26, 2019

Papa Cakes 

It’s that nasty nut. Ooey gooey icky sticky in the mouth. If it’s curdled like that cottage cheese and yellowed like that melted butter... MMMMM

Bro Sonia, took that papa cakes like a champ didn’t even make a face!

Papa Cakes by CakesOfPapi May 5, 2019

Chiller Baby Cakes 

Chiller Baby Cakes are the virtual cakes of chilling. They are used to express a chill situation, or acceptance and acknowledgement of something as chill.

Person 1: I'm going to study, what about you?
Person 2: I'm going to go bake some Chiller Baby Cakes.

Person 1: I'm going to go order pizza and have a 24 marathon.
Person 2: Chiller Baby Cakes!

Chiller Baby Cakes by Daniel'sBabyCakes January 19, 2011

Pound Rice cakes 

1. The act of giving anal to an Asian (Verb)
2. The act of aggressively eating a whole bag of rice cakes (Verb)

1. Yo, dude, when I went to Japan this summer and spent 90% of my time pounding rice cakes.
2. Yo, dude, my mom didn't go grocery shopping so I had to pound rice cakes for dinner.

Pound Rice cakes by tillymynilly September 19, 2016