Pumpkin Spice Cock-atte 

(n) the process of an anal plundering resulting in the partner's asshole gaping open and you pouring a pumpkin spice latte down the throbbing wet hole then proceeding to slurp out the delicious beverage afterwards.

Rob could not wait for his delicious Pumpkin Spice Cock-atte.

Pumpkin Spice Cock-atte by ShowMeThemTD's November 27, 2015

Static in the Attic 

When a guy (or girl) is caught masterbating in the attic by a friend, parent, sibling (macking an awkward situation)and they can't get the image out of mind.

Hey Leah, sorry I didn't hand in the paper we needed, last night I saw some " Static in the attic" and I can't really focus on anything cause it was narsty.

Static in the Attic by Celina Jade February 6, 2009

Canadian Geese Attack 

Also known as the Hudson Plane landing on January 15th, 2009 was an attack by the Candians using their own wild life i.e. Canadian Geese to bring down an American Airliner. This will not be accepted and action should be taken against Canada.

Guy #1: Hey man, you remember that plane that landed on the Hudson?

Guy #2: Yeah what about it?

Guy #1: Do you remember how it went down?

Guy #2: Uhh yeah birds flew into the engines right?

Guy #1: Yes but what kinds of birds?

Guy #2: Ummm Geese right?

Guy #1: Canadian Geese!!!!

Guy #2: Ohmigod!!! Those son of a bitches!!!

Guy #1: Exactly we need to do something about this!!

Guy #2: Premptive Strike!!!!

Guy #1: Hellz yeah!!!

Guy #2: Man this will go down in history as the infamous Canadian Geese Attack.

Canadian Geese Attack by Jokesterpants August 6, 2009

attackle 

To attack by tackling.

I attackled Hobo.

attackle by SaladMan January 26, 2004

Attendance 

The only reason why you drag your ass out of bed in the morning, and then bitch about how you're not getting enough education out of the system.

Attendance is a bitch. Education is a bitch. Life is a bitch. You are a bitch.

Attendance by kickingwithyou May 13, 2016

Attention whore 

Someone who goes around a forum pasting totally different senseless topics. Bumping them for people to eventually take notice. Used as an insult.

Alternatively, it is someone who goes around television and gets celebritized to the extent that everybody tunes in to see what he/she does next

Big brother is also known as a house of attention whores

Attention whore by Druss01uk July 29, 2004

A fatal attraction 

An attraction between an individual and someone/something that is so strong, the individual lacks reason and logic in their thinking when dealing with their attraction. The subject is often someone/something that will have a negative impact on the individual.

She knew that he was bad news, but it was a fatal attraction.

A fatal attraction by Redwork September 24, 2005