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Mexican egg

the mexican egg is a fruit also known as avocado
She whipped up a Mexican egg and made guacamole
by MikkiB1673 December 31, 2019
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mexican ricotta

A delicacy made by combining hot queso and cold salsa, creating small chunks of cheese similar to the texture of ricotta.
guy: you want some of my mexican ricotta?
that's all that's it
by rye bread 536 February 6, 2020
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Mexican't

A person whom is Mexican but may or may not be mixed with another race. This person can't speak Spanish, can't eat spicy foods, can't be in the sun too long, can't swim or dance salsa. All the stereo typical things one thinks a Mexican is known for this person can't do.
Did you notice Erika didn't eat the salsa I made? Oh didn't you know she is a Mexican't!
by mavenmke February 12, 2020
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Mexican

A Mexican is a mutilated cow giving birth to a bee
Bro did you see that Mexican back there?

Yeah did you see the bee hanging out of its ass?
by CagedLemons23 February 21, 2020
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Mexican Whiplash

When you take your erect penis and smack a female in the face with it before being felicitated.
I gave that bitch mexican whiplash and she got a black eye.
by tristan cone March 1, 2020
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Mexican Neighbour

Covering your hands in jalapeño or hot sauce before masturbating.
Juan quickly finished preparing his burrito and made sure to cover his hands in hot sauce before giving himself a Mexican Neighbour.
by vTK March 17, 2020
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Mexican

People and Culture:

Anyone from south of the U. S. BORDER all the way down to Columbia is a Mexican, they may have other country names but all Men from that region are Arrogant, Sneaky, Macho, Abuse and Rape their Women, Daughters and Sons, Smoke Marlboro Reds (not 100s) and drink only Mexican Beer and they have secret plans to take over America, however; THANKS in big part to the current President, are too stupid to fool enough of America.

Food:
A type of food that completely revolves around corn flour, aka. Masa, while all other ingredients and flavors are stolen from other countries. Most Authentic Mex Food tastes like dirty corn kernels blended with lime, salt, and hot peppers. So the central theme is lime, salt, funky corn, and hot peppers. Even the desserts.
Billy: "That Mexican just raped his 5 year old daughter!"
Steve: "Damn it's sad, but happens all the time!"

Billy: "That Mexican music is making me wanna puke! They think that sounds good? "
Steve: "I know, it's so when they rape their daughter it drowns out her screams. "

Billy: "My sister got with a Mexican dude and she says she's in love! "
Steve: "Shit bro she's lost her mind, best call the mental hospital and have her checked out. "

Billy: "If I eat Mexican food again this week I'mma crap my pants every-day next week. "
Steve: "omg, order some burgers and fries to block up that explosion! "
by American Johnny April 2, 2020
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