national holding hands day

On Friday, April 14, it's national holding hands day. So, if you see someone, run up and hold their hand. Happy national hold my hand day;)

-hey girl, its national holding hands day
-well lets hold hands together
*kisses and gets married*

by melissa_346 April 12, 2017

CHD (Chronic Hand Disease)

it is when a guy decides he doesn't want to text you or call you, yet he calls and texts everyone else who isn't important this can pertain to woman as well. Usually these people are on some level of the Heffadonkis spectrum. They usually know you want to hear from them and you care and deliberately ignores you and does not call you or try to contact you like their is something wrong with their fingers.

Why didn't you call me last night? I was waiting and you said you were going to call me back. I was talking to my friend Patrice and then I didn't feel like it. What did you do after that? I went on facebook. You know that just shows you got CHD (Chronic Hand Disease)!

by UloPeach February 19, 2010

Cool hand luke

The best way of having that 'w*nked off by someone else' feeling.

Go to a mortuary and place your erect member into the hand of a recently deceased person. Wait for rigor-mortis to set in. Once your member is firmly in place, remove the arm of the deceased and proceed to masturbate with this furiously.

Thanks for the cool hand luke Grandma!

by Fatboy33 May 17, 2006

back handed stink bug

whilst standing on one leg, reach under lifted leg with your non-dominant hand, grasping the shaft of the wang with thumb on the underside. commence masterbation at a desired pace.

i was just at this party and i walked in on marco when he was busting the "back handed stink bug", it looked like so much fun that i immediately started too. when we were done, we pashed and wiped our penises on the curtain.

by Marcoooooo October 23, 2007

Mexican Hand Lotion

Where your partner bends over and takes a huge dump on your hands. If male, then your partner may also add semen to the mix.

I thought that "Mexican Hand Lotion" referred to some fancy brand of hand lotions from Mexico. However, I was proven otherwise when your mother gave me some last night.

by El Batman July 5, 2009

helium-handed blonde bimbo

A blonde who likes to steal things. The helium in her hands denotes her light fingers.

The helium handed blonde bimbo got caught trying to steal from her pimp. She still loves him, but she won't try THAT no more.

by hello April 5, 2005

Hand Me Down Buick

Local band from New Jersey. The next Fall Out Boy?

ashlei: hand me down buick is playing at the firehall tonight!!!
brittney: omg no wai!!!
ashlei: ya wai we should totes go!!!
brittney: kool my mom can drive us!!!
ashlei: awsum tell her to pick us up like an hour after the show so we can like stare at the hawt band memberz!!!
brittney: omg jp is sooooooo fiiiine!!!
ashlei: lolz i no i wonder if hes single!!!
brittney: lets stalk hiz myspace lolz!!!

by kittentits15 February 24, 2008