by Cloudyskys November 2, 2017

A person suffering from a severe hangover after a night of heavy drinking of Captain Morgan, Dark Rum
by CousinRayRay August 3, 2024

Gaping Axe Wound is a slang term for a woman's vagina. The more ubiquitous term is Bearded Axe Wound, but in the modern era, when so many women shave or wax their vagina bare, Gaping Axe Wound is more apropos.
Dude 1: Is that person a man or a woman? Does it have a cock or a pussy?
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.
by JudeRunner June 28, 2025

A wound flower is an injury turned into a gift. The application is usually emotional, but I guess could apply physically. The idea is basically turning a bad thing into a good thing. Let something beautiful grow out of an open wound. Let the rotting flesh and toxic environment be the fertilizer to foster a new thing; a beautiful thing.
This can and will typically apply in break-up scenarios, where you think you lost the "one", only to find another one that may have been more suitable the entire time.
Originally coined in the song "New Scar" by Mack Harrison. (supposedly)
This can and will typically apply in break-up scenarios, where you think you lost the "one", only to find another one that may have been more suitable the entire time.
Originally coined in the song "New Scar" by Mack Harrison. (supposedly)
I never would have met LaStarsha if it wasn't for everything I had gone through with Terica, this relationship is really growing into a wound flower.
by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025

When a girl is on her period! Anyone that offshore fishes knows when you catch a tuna and you gaff it, it bleeds like a son of a bitch. So stay clear if your not ready for the mess
by jsurf October 28, 2019

by minniecheatedfirst October 8, 2023

when a person defends themselves against criticism by speaking about the possible wound that caused their flaw
Luke: Bro, you need to stop getting hammered every night
Joel: My dad was an alcoholic and this is how I learned to cope with all my problems. Also he never gave me Nerf guns as a kid. Leave me alone..
Luke: you're wound shaming me rn
Joel: My dad was an alcoholic and this is how I learned to cope with all my problems. Also he never gave me Nerf guns as a kid. Leave me alone..
Luke: you're wound shaming me rn
by BriggsBriggs April 12, 2022
