captain pirate hose

You have been deemed a "captain pirate hose" following your recent poor choices in opinions.
by Notamon October 09, 2021
Get the captain pirate hose mug.

Decoy Hose

A section of garden hose left in the front yard for recreational marijuana users to create improvised water pipes and to protect other garden hoses on the property from being vandalised.
I was so sick of those bloody pot heads cutting up my hose to make their bongs. But this hasn't been a problem since I put a decoy hose on the front lawn.
by FJDKLtHOMAS s May 25, 2019
Get the Decoy Hose mug.

Lil Garden Hose

Not a very well-known rapper in the community, but is sure to be on the rise when he drops his single “quench.” He mostly raps about AIDS and shit.
Man, I can’t wait for “quench” by Lil Garden Hose to drop.
by AIDS n SHIT April 23, 2018
Get the Lil Garden Hose mug.

Flesh Hose

Dave get a bit drunk at Niall's party. In the early hours of the morning Dave got out his flesh hose.

Later on the next day he noticed a lot of teeth marks on that hose
by The Course Man October 22, 2023
Get the Flesh Hose mug.

Hose dragged

When a firefighter is so tired of dragging hose he has to be dragged instead, due to lack of sleep from working another 48 hour shift.
Yo dude you look like you got hose dragged after that fire. You good man?
by Axeman51 September 27, 2018
Get the Hose dragged mug.

soaker hose

The tube and funnel used to get belligerently drunk at a party.
Dude, we had a killer soaker hose party last night!
by mickroot July 16, 2008
Get the soaker hose mug.

hose Karen

a Karen who restricts access to a hose nozzle by securing a device to the hose connection so that no one else can attach their hose of choice, hence the hose Karen.
The hose Karen has struck again.
by Cloak & Dagger August 25, 2022
Get the hose Karen mug.