Joey Jones

The act of simply putting your penis in a girls butthole while moving in and out with some form of rythem. Sometimes lasting only a few minutes.
Damn Josh & Jarred! Corey did the "Joey Jones" on that Hoe last night!

I would totaly dump that slut if she would let me do the "Joey Jones" on her!
by Dave Dicksucker April 16, 2009
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Darius Jones

A hard hearing black man who instead of being polite yells HUH.
Darius Jones: Hi
Person 1: Hello
Darius Jones: HUH
by DelariaMassHysteria August 06, 2015
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Paedo Jones

A generic moniker for any creepy old man who you suspect as being a paedophile.

Typical characteristics include (but not limited to) making a deep grunt whenever kids are nearby, creeping around school gates, carrying a packet of Werthers Original, and the occasional ass fucking of young boys.
Yo bro, why didn’t you turn up at my kick ass bbq yesterday.

Awww man, I had my kids with me and I didn’t want Simon creeping round them. He is such a fucking Paedo Jones
by Rookie boi July 02, 2018
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Keegan Jones

An absolute god among men, he’s the one rich guy that’ll never flex. Not much is known about him but almost every knows he’s anal about his promises. If u ever have a problem he’s easy to talk to and will almost always be willing to help you in a time of need.
Bro...When Keegan Jones talks Keegan Jones Speaks...
by A Random Bro April 28, 2019
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brady jones

Small dicked fag with a massive forehead
by Pooon slayer 444 February 04, 2018
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benjamin jones

Hahah u thought u could put a definition about me hahah
by The real god123456 June 21, 2017
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Jones That Bitch

When a horendous looking girl asks u for your number. You give her Mike Jones number instead. 281 330 0084
Person 1. Did that bitch from the club ever call u back?

Person 2. Nah dude, i Jones That Bitch

Person 1. Nice
by DankDefintions February 01, 2011
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