Similar to a poop cock, a brown pen is when a male will insert his penis into another person's anus and come out with feces partially or fully coating the head of his penis.
Man 1: "Hey, dude don't do anal with Jane."
Man 2: "Why not? She's a fox!
Man 1: "Cause she gives a nice brown pen."
Man 2: "Why not? She's a fox!
Man 1: "Cause she gives a nice brown pen."
by Fester Burnham May 31, 2009
Get the Brown Penmug. by Vanessa Williams October 10, 2007
Get the joe brownmug. The Doc Brown is a delightful drink containing equal parts Dr. Pepper and Jameson Irish Whiskey. Not recommended for pussies or the Welsh. First brewed in a backyard in Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Please enjoy responsibly. Unless you own a DeLorean, in that case just fuckin give 'er.
Please enjoy responsibly. Unless you own a DeLorean, in that case just fuckin give 'er.
Marty McFly "This is great. Uh, do you mix it, like, with regular whisky?"
Doc Brown "Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more kick - Jameson Irish Whiskey"
Marty McFly "Are you telling me that this sucker is Irish?"
Doc Brown "The way I see it, if you're going to make a drink, why not make it in style?!"
Doc Brown "Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more kick - Jameson Irish Whiskey"
Marty McFly "Are you telling me that this sucker is Irish?"
Doc Brown "The way I see it, if you're going to make a drink, why not make it in style?!"
by turbo_jer September 24, 2010
Get the Doc Brownmug. A penis in a suit.
He stands erected in the House of Commons, fucked the economy, and pretty much the whole country, but can't be fucked back.
He stands erected in the House of Commons, fucked the economy, and pretty much the whole country, but can't be fucked back.
Bill : "Look, Genitals Brown is on the TV again"
Jon : "You mean Gordon Brown?"
Bill : "Uh.. Yea, Genitals Brown"
Jon : "You mean Gordon Brown?"
Bill : "Uh.. Yea, Genitals Brown"
by Richi Rich July 21, 2009
Get the Gordon Brownmug. A freakishly large, hairy, brown spider that is known to live in the Hertfordshire region of the UK. It looks like a tarantula, and is yet not one. They are big scary mofos that refuse to die!
"Mum there's a hertfordshire brown in my room!"
"Don't look at me! That thing won't fit in a pint glass!"
"Don't look at me! That thing won't fit in a pint glass!"
by HertsGal May 2, 2009
Get the Hertfordshire Brownmug. (verb) To shit accidentally while attempting to fart.
(noun) Fecal matter accidentally expelled while farting.
(noun) Fecal matter accidentally expelled while farting.
by joey's mommy December 15, 2008
Get the Brown Fartmug. Cooter Brown is a name used in metaphors and similes for drunkenness, mostly in the southern United States. Cooter Brown supposedly lived on the line which divided the North and South during the American Civil War, making him eligible for military draft by either side. He had family on both sides of the line, so he did not want to fight in the war. He decided to get drunk and stay drunk for the duration of the war so that he would be seen as useless for military purposes and would not be drafted. Inebriety has been measured against Cooter Brown's extended binge ever since by use of the metaphors "as drunk as Cooter Brown" or "drunker than Cooter Brown."
"Your drunker than Cooter Brown!"
"Lets go get drunker than Cooter Brown!"
"You getting Cootered tonight?"
"Lets go get drunker than Cooter Brown!"
"You getting Cootered tonight?"
by MCH1 January 16, 2009
Get the Cooter BRownmug.