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whale kisser

Ever since Billy joined Green Peace, he has become a tree hugging, whale kisser.
by Michael Geico February 2, 2010
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Corn whale

A corn whale is a southern ohio term for a raccoon that has consumed so much corn that it is to fat to get into a trash can
The damn Corn Whale knocked over my trash cans again.
by The Prebeltuckian January 16, 2020
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whale splash

whale splash, is a short stubby turd that is heavy in weight! so when it hits the water in the toilet it splashes you.
Steve did you hear that? I think Brett just got whale splashed! I heard him cussing in the bathroom.
by stevetotheo April 13, 2015
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Sign of the whale

A reference to a popular bar in Washington, DC that is conspicuously located next to the strip club Camelot. Claiming to visit this bar is a euphemism for having gone instead to Camelot.
Girlfriend waiting on the corner: "Wait, did you just come out of Camelot?"

Boyfriend having just come out of Camelot: "No way baby, I was in Sign of the Whale."
by DC hood rat October 13, 2011
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Whale Tater

A gross and quite large sea mammal that smells of fish and/or vagina. The stench could also be compared to potatoes that have been chopped up and sitting in water for a few days. Thus the name "Whale Tater".
When encountering the beast always have at least 2 harpoons at hand for safety reasons.
Also remember to wear nose plugs when around it for the stench can be suffocating.
It inhabits in America and can be smelled a few meters away.
I saw whale tater at the library the other day,she indeed got bigger and more smelly.
by Trolo Umad May 21, 2011
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muskeg whale

A large mammal that resides in everglades and swamp like terrain. Although smaller than other cetacean it is highly aggressive and will bite your arm off. Muskeg whale is attracted to the fungal condition known as muskeg dick, in which the fungus will emit a scent. Muskeg whales are rare but when spotted cam be seen emitting a stream of water through its blow hole on average 6" in diameter
Ex. Thar she blows the great white muskeg whale.

I got the skeg Dick so I best stay away from the swamp or else the muskeg whale'say get me
by theedragoon September 24, 2013
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Whale Banger

One who goes after or bangs fat chicks.
"Did you see that girl?"
"Yeah she was at least 400 pounds, he's a whale banger."
by AlfiePalmer1379 August 19, 2013
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