Whale Tater

A gross and quite large sea mammal that smells of fish and/or vagina. The stench could also be compared to potatoes that have been chopped up and sitting in water for a few days. Thus the name "Whale Tater".
When encountering the beast always have at least 2 harpoons at hand for safety reasons.
Also remember to wear nose plugs when around it for the stench can be suffocating.
It inhabits in America and can be smelled a few meters away.

I saw whale tater at the library the other day,she indeed got bigger and more smelly.

by Trolo Umad May 21, 2011

muskeg whale

A large mammal that resides in everglades and swamp like terrain. Although smaller than other cetacean it is highly aggressive and will bite your arm off. Muskeg whale is attracted to the fungal condition known as muskeg dick, in which the fungus will emit a scent. Muskeg whales are rare but when spotted cam be seen emitting a stream of water through its blow hole on average 6" in diameter

Ex. Thar she blows the great white muskeg whale.

I got the skeg Dick so I best stay away from the swamp or else the muskeg whale'say get me

by theedragoon September 24, 2013

Whale Banger

One who goes after or bangs fat chicks.

"Did you see that girl?"
"Yeah she was at least 400 pounds, he's a whale banger."

by AlfiePalmer1379 August 19, 2013

Whale Scales

Each of the small, thin or thick dirt lines that build up on a fat persons skin, typically Builds up on crevices.

Edgar: “DAMN! That foo Gordo’s always fresh, but whenever he rocks a fresh polo his WHALE SCALES stain the neck line”.

by Post Culture July 29, 2020

pool whale

An overweight, female tourist (typically american) mostly located at hotel pools or landmarks. They are recognizable by their excessively large and colorful clothes. As soon as the pool whale reaches maturity, they receive extremely tiny backpacks (usually pink). It is important to mention that they cannot swim. Instead, they simply float around. Whilst in tourist mode, they like taking pictures with iPads.

"Dude check it! She doesn't even fit in her iPad selfie!

"Yeaaaah man! Total pool whale!"

by TheBoo's September 26, 2014

whale watcher

An individual who is infatuated by obese rotund women. The individual will express a hatred towards them as a facade for his friends, however in reality he is extremely down bad.

Holy moly, Antony is the biggest whale watcher to ever exist. All he does is them fat bitches' homework. Mandem is so sad.

by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th February 16, 2021

Sign of the whale

A reference to a popular bar in Washington, DC that is conspicuously located next to the strip club Camelot. Claiming to visit this bar is a euphemism for having gone instead to Camelot.

Girlfriend waiting on the corner: "Wait, did you just come out of Camelot?"

Boyfriend having just come out of Camelot: "No way baby, I was in Sign of the Whale."

by DC hood rat October 13, 2011