Whale Scales

Each of the small, thin or thick dirt lines that build up on a fat persons skin, typically Builds up on crevices.

Edgar: “DAMN! That foo Gordo’s always fresh, but whenever he rocks a fresh polo his WHALE SCALES stain the neck line”.

by Post Culture July 29, 2020

Whale Tater

A gross and quite large sea mammal that smells of fish and/or vagina. The stench could also be compared to potatoes that have been chopped up and sitting in water for a few days. Thus the name "Whale Tater".
When encountering the beast always have at least 2 harpoons at hand for safety reasons.
Also remember to wear nose plugs when around it for the stench can be suffocating.
It inhabits in America and can be smelled a few meters away.

I saw whale tater at the library the other day,she indeed got bigger and more smelly.

by Trolo Umad May 21, 2011

Whale Behavior

A dumbass; a person that has no idea what is going on or just a idiot

Bro what is with this whale behavior
Jimmy stop with this whale Behavior

by Goturdumbass January 25, 2023

muskeg whale

A large mammal that resides in everglades and swamp like terrain. Although smaller than other cetacean it is highly aggressive and will bite your arm off. Muskeg whale is attracted to the fungal condition known as muskeg dick, in which the fungus will emit a scent. Muskeg whales are rare but when spotted cam be seen emitting a stream of water through its blow hole on average 6" in diameter

Ex. Thar she blows the great white muskeg whale.

I got the skeg Dick so I best stay away from the swamp or else the muskeg whale'say get me

by theedragoon September 24, 2013

Dumpback Whale

The act of exsposing ones naked rear end while swimming, as a whale would flip it's tail in the air before diving.

We spotted a dude pulling off a dumpback whale at the pool today.

by Hedwund April 9, 2010

Whale Rolls

Meaning the rolls found on an abnormally large individual that causes an uncanny resemblance to the blue whale

Did you see them Whale Rolls on Emily?
Yeah, i almost feel obligated to harpoon her

by Tim Monaco Jr. August 5, 2008

Leather Whale

a oversiezed individual that tans in excess

Bobby: That fat person's skin looks like a used loin cloth because they tan too much
Mikey: fat... Super tanned... Must be a leather whale

by 9Duce October 18, 2008