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weight smart vitamin

This is the type of person who will one day experience the saying what comes around goes around.... Also this person is the ONLY time where it is ok to stick your finger in your own ass and wipe it accross their upper lip....

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Yo, I got weight smart vitamined all day long so i self sanchezed her....
by usmcgunny April 14, 2004
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Weigs

One who makes every easy task look extremely difficult
by Weigz is a weigz November 10, 2010
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weigant

Someone who makes things up as if they know what they are talking about, while very clearly sounding like a liar. Especially when attempting to sound cool or all knowing, and attempting to talk above people or act like a big shot.
When stating that he knew about how the government really works, David sounded like such a weigant. That person is such a weigant, they act like they know everything. Man I am sick of hearing that person's voice, they are such a weigant.
by honorable April 21, 2014
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Weightman

Weightman is a school where literally everyone is a crackhead but we all know each other. The boys are gay for each other and they are obsessed with taking your scrunchies. The girls are thots or nerds. And the teachers are uptight asf except for the coaches.
Thomas E. weightman middle school is crackhead heaven
by Slowlydrifting56 November 10, 2019
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alternative weightstyle

Similar to alternative lifestyle (i.e. gay), but softens the blow for fatties.
I'm not fat, I just choose to have an alternative weightstyle.
by GhostofYINever May 15, 2008
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Plate-weight

Amount of food distribuited equally across a paper plate.
"My plate-weight has been thrown off due to my lack of pizza on one side."
by jack the jackoffer January 18, 2010
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put your weights up

Deliberately and secretly disadvantaging someone in some way in the workplace. For example, overloading them with work, denying them training opportunities or spreading gossip about them.

Originated in Australia - New Zealand and derived from the practice of adding weights to the saddle of a race horse to handicap it and slow it down.
If you don't kiss arse with that bastard manager, he'll put your weights up at the next performance appraisal.
by The Watcher On The Wall November 28, 2011
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