welfare penis

When a guy brags about how much sex he has, but his penis doesn’t work, so the other person has to do all of the work.

Person 1: “I heard Madison Cawthorn is getting divorced.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”

by anonymous December 22, 2021

Weff

Weff weffer, weff weff weff weffer, weffington weff weffer, weff weff. Weff.

Person A: Dude my mom just got shot

Person B: That's pretty weff bro

by Yolo Swegit 6969 1m n0t 4 n00b February 16, 2022

Welfare Dinner

When there is nothing in the house to eat so you have to eat scraps/the bare minimum for dinner

My parents havent been home for 3 days. I had to eat alot of welfare dinner's

by Doom_42069 May 12, 2022

Wetfaced

When you’ve been crying and your face is wet from all the tears.

My favorite boy band went on hiatus and now im wetfaced.

by ssstorm June 14, 2022

Wetfat

Wetfat, in ancient Ecceian religion, god of the Wet (and of water generally), earthquakes, and horses? He is distinguished from Red, the personification of the sea and the oldest Ecceian divinity of the waters. The name Wetfat means either “Fat Of The Wet” or “Lord of the Musk.” Traditionally, he was a son of Richard Rawlings (the youngest of the 12 Tetoians.) and of Richard's sister and consort Loona, a fertility goddess. WetFat was a brother of Ecce, the sky god and chief deity of ancient Ecceia, and of Stefan, god of the underworld. When the three brothers deposed their father, the kingdom of the sea fell by lot to WetFat. His weapon and main symbol was the trident, perhaps once a fish spear, or a pen. I'm sure there's a euphamism for it...

WetFat was also connected to dry land and this thus spawned his offshoot, Dryslim. and many of his oldest places of worship in Ecceia were inland, though these were sometimes centred on Wet pools and Fat streams or otherwise associated with water. In this aspect, he was known as enosichthon and ennosigaios (“Piss-shaker”) and was worshipped as asphalios (“OC”).

Fuck wetfat, hate that guy.

by Wetdex August 8, 2022

Wiffa

Someone who can't hit a baseball..(Jake Paul)

Did you see Jake Pauls batting practice.?? He's a wiffa....

by myPeniSabic August 17, 2022

Welfare Lesbian

A woman who insatiably craves dick, but thinks men are the bane of existence... takes every cent she can from the government and is happy to adopt and foster every kid she can get her hands on because it will increase her monthly income

Tammy has four kids, but has eight more living in her house... getting about $200 per kid, what a welfare lesbian

by Kramardi August 21, 2022