vag boulder

1. One female preventing another female from scoring.

2. Female equivalent to cock block

Jane vag bouldered me last night at City Grill

by WingWoman January 29, 2014

vag five

When you high five a female's vagina. This can be done with or without clothing and is usually in celebration of sexual intercourse or some other sexual action.

Jane: wow the first time was great
John: I know! *vag five*

by sexual grapefruit November 30, 2009

Vag-a-stash

A vagina with pubic hair shaved into a mustache. It can be parted and twirled to give it more character.

My vagina is now named Mistress Twatington. We shaved a vag-a-stash last night and now my twat is super classy. Too bad we couldn't find the mustache wax to keep those sides twirled.

by Mistress Twatington November 22, 2011

Vag Hammer

A woman's gift of nag.

Speak softly and carry a vag hammer.

I wasn't home for more than 10 minutes when she took out her vag hammer and conked me on the head. Does that bitch ever stop nagging?

by 253showrunnuh July 20, 2008

vag out

1. to renege on one's manhood
2. to act as if one has a vagina

A. Mark is going to apologize to Katie for talking to another girl.
B. Yeah man, he's about to vag out hardcore.

by Mike and Derek Love Mark April 2, 2008

Dick-Vag

A vagina that has come into contact with a penis.

The opposit of "Poop Dick", with a Vagina instead of a bum.

Barbie: " "I had sex last night for the first time"
Stacey: "Ew, now you have a dick-vag."
Barbie: "what?"
Stacy: "Your vagina had dick in it."
Barbie: "Ohhhhhh!"

by The last virgin July 21, 2009

vag drop

female version of t-bag.
usually done at sleepovers to the first girl who falls asleep. or the girl who passes out from over-drunkness.

vag rooted from vagina and drop rooted from dropping the vag on the face of the victim.

chaddy kept tellin sara to drop the vag on rachelle cause she fell asleep first. sara didnt wanna give her a vag drop though cause she was to pussy

by ferrerorachelle December 12, 2005