Among Us

A game were even Patrick Star can become a hardcore Detective

Red: blue I got a question!

Blue: What!

Red: What is 2+2?

Blue: IDK!

Red: Skip voting.

2 and 1/2 minutes later...

Blue: Yo Red acting SuS.

Red: How?

Blue: IDK you acting kinda SuS.

"Literally everyone votes Red"
"Red was not the imposter"

Blue: Still kinda SuS to me.

Everyone: Yea same!

Red: FUCK THIS SHIT!!!

"10 seconds later"

Blue: I saw Green vent!

Green: yes I am the Vent repair Guy!

Blue and everybody except Red: Understandable have a nice day!

Red: YOU FUCKING IDIOTS GREEN IS THE IMPOSTER!!!

Green: Allways has been! (🔴💥🔫📗)

Everyone: Red still SuS!

"There are many idiots among us"

by anonymous October 7, 2020

among us porn

Porn for Among Us.
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by \/+{[me]}+\/ January 26, 2021

somebody set up us the bomb

subliminal messaging, when read backwards: "Bomb the US, up-set somebody"

by drakynn October 12, 2003

Give us a wave

a chant football fans sing to managers/players of their own team at the side of the pitch, if they wave they get a massive cheer and if they dont they get a minor boo

Fans- "Dickov, give us a wave, Dickov,Dickov, give us a wave!"

*Dickov Waves*

*Crowd Cheers*

by ernie_for_England January 12, 2011

amog us

Reference to a funny meme the twitter comic creator made. I hear the voices, they get louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER, LOUDER,

ඞ🔪 impoter

Brown ඞ: Hey red why haven't you done taks

Pink ඞ: I'm the impastar

ඞ *stabs blue*

*escapes*

amog us

by mklpkl February 24, 2021

among us in real life

Another name for schizophrenia.

"So I was on the bus yesterday and this random lady kept interrogating me, telling me that I was 'sus'. She said that I was the imposter and how I've been faking all my tasks. I called the bus driver and fucking got off the bus immediately. Crazy SOB."

"Dang, sounds like among us in real life."

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 18, 2021

Gie us a gobble

(Scottish Ned slang) To request that a fair maiden partake in smoking one's pole and / or place one's testis in her mouth.

"Gonna gie us a gobble, hen?" - Would you perhaps like to service my manhood with your mouth, fair maiden?

"She wouldnae gie us a gobble, pal!" - She refused to partake in smoking my pole and / or did not allow me to place my testis in her mouth, good sir!

by Gr8 August 20, 2009