Thomas

A man who stands tall, and is unafraid. Posses a rare super power known as Common Sense. Uses logic to help rid the world of stupid. Has an above average penis (both in length and width).

My name is Thomas, and I can help you from yourself!

He is such a Thomas!

by MechTech September 1, 2010

thomas wood

someone with a giant peice of wood :O

hey look at that dude hes so got a thomas wood

by messy2006 March 9, 2009

Thomas

A smart kid with a stupid friend that try's to get him in trouble in school.

Man we are such a Thomas!

by Cakelover671 December 2, 2016

Thomas L wells

A school of Tamil speaking Asians with Nice teacher (not tamil)

idk Thomas L wells cant be used in a sentence

by idk2000 June 26, 2017

thomas-emil

Thomas-Emil is a little meme-boy and also a nerd. He probably watches dragon ball z, and I even bet he never watched anything else. Emil is defined by his suicide frog memes, his constant Dragonball and his amazing skill to somehow be motivated to do workouts.

Thomas-Emil likes to do push-ups, but only when he's high on Dragonball.

by Tarkua November 14, 2017

thomasluvbot

thomasluvbot aka val is an amazing editor <33 one of my fav tmr editors <3 And valmas is the best ship!!🤗👹

thomasluvbot means Thomas wife

by oneofvalsmutualsbtw September 5, 2021

The Thomas Kemper

When you take a Thomas Kemper Root Beer bottle and urinate to fill about half of the bottle, then proceed to to get a handjob or blowjob and get the sperm in the bottle, shake it until it becomes foamy and have your partner drink the bottle.

Me: Hey Max, I gave ur sister The Thomas Kemper last night.

Him: Can I have one too?

by H-Dawg and B-Dawg July 3, 2009