College Twinkie

A white person in University who's been filled with cum.

"That Uber driver I teased on the way home last night came back after his last ride and turned me into a college twinkie."

by VoyeursFriend December 16, 2021

Twinkie diplomacy

A type of unorthodox diplomacy that involves throwing a Twinkie at a public official.

The mayor of the town just received a Twinkie diplomacy.

by Word Madman October 30, 2021

reverse twinkie

The action of placing cum back into the penis using various methods.

Hey, I’m feeling a little low on semen, can you give me a reverse twinkie?

by yoink master October 30, 2021

Burnt Twinkie

A bleach blonde, fake tan white basic bitch. usually seen dressed very slutty/basic

Did you see that burnt twinkie that walked by?
No? Where? What did she look like?
Oh she’s dressed super slutty and has terrible bleached hair and a fake ass tan.

by Goldilocks7121 September 28, 2021

Stinky Twinkie

A dick that has been in a nasty, smelly cunt and thus smells

"I'm not sticking my dick in Lindsay Lohan; I don't want a Stinky Twinkie!"

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

twinkie juicer

one who juices his twinkie, aka engages in 'self pleasure' due to an inability to get laid.

Guy 1 - Hey man, how did that date between Bob & Jill go?
Guy 2 - Well, he was such a klutz she yelled at him and ran away. If he doesn't get some major skillz goin with the ladies, he might be a twinkie juicer forever!

by Courty December 15, 2007

twinkie-brain

Having the brain capacity as useful as the cream filling found in a Hostess Twinkie.

That twinkie-brain doesn't even know how to boil water.

by Russell Upsomegrub September 24, 2007