Twinkie diplomacy

A type of unorthodox diplomacy that involves throwing a Twinkie at a public official.

The mayor of the town just received a Twinkie diplomacy.

by Word Madman October 30, 2021

reverse twinkie

The action of placing cum back into the penis using various methods.

Hey, I’m feeling a little low on semen, can you give me a reverse twinkie?

by yoink master October 30, 2021

Burnt Twinkie

A bleach blonde, fake tan white basic bitch. usually seen dressed very slutty/basic

Did you see that burnt twinkie that walked by?
No? Where? What did she look like?
Oh she’s dressed super slutty and has terrible bleached hair and a fake ass tan.

by Goldilocks7121 September 28, 2021

Forbidden Twinkie

In a threesome (consisting of at least one guy), the guy ejaculates into one person's butthole, then the third person proceeds to eat their ass and lick out the cum, like eating the cream out if a twinkie.

"So Daniel, how was your night with Jessica and Amy?"

"It was great! They really enjoyed doing the Forbidden Twinkie!"

by KawaiiApple June 21, 2023

Stinky Twinkie

A dick that has been in a nasty, smelly cunt and thus smells

"I'm not sticking my dick in Lindsay Lohan; I don't want a Stinky Twinkie!"

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

twinkie juicer

one who juices his twinkie, aka engages in 'self pleasure' due to an inability to get laid.

Guy 1 - Hey man, how did that date between Bob & Jill go?
Guy 2 - Well, he was such a klutz she yelled at him and ran away. If he doesn't get some major skillz goin with the ladies, he might be a twinkie juicer forever!

by Courty December 15, 2007

twinkie-brain

Having the brain capacity as useful as the cream filling found in a Hostess Twinkie.

That twinkie-brain doesn't even know how to boil water.

by Russell Upsomegrub September 24, 2007