Pants with fabric so tight that they hold down your penis and hide your erection from visibility and notice whilst in public.
by Chad pasta ravioli May 17, 2019

At work he keeps his trouser gerbil in his pants.
This women is not hot enough to awaken his trouser gerbil.
This women is not hot enough to awaken his trouser gerbil.
by Ollie431 October 13, 2020

by poo agaib February 20, 2022

A man tard that thinks he is awesome and stellar , but sounds like a babbling gang of death, mute , Mormons and Monkeys fighting over a bible and bannana when speaking to large groups of people in a tactical environment. This man always smells like expired canned tuna juice and cheese puffs.
Jason acted like a “Trouser Stout “ during training upsetting Joey to the point where he earned a coin.
by Jonny35 February 27, 2018

When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water
*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs
*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs
by ugonnalearn_t_day January 19, 2021

Trouser Smile : a Cum shot in the shap of a mouth on the side of the space bettween there pussy and and ass hole making a :)
by Slider Dave December 6, 2009

Crustiness that comes from eggs in a woman's vagina that seeps into their butthole making the woman arch her back like a cat to try to push the crust out.
by That desk in the back March 28, 2015
