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Fashionable Trousers

Pants with fabric so tight that they hold down your penis and hide your erection from visibility and notice whilst in public.
I was staring at a girls ass and got a boner, but thankfully, my fashionable trousers hid them.
by Chad pasta ravioli May 17, 2019
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Trouser Gerbil

A soft penis inside your trousers. A penis at rest.
At work he keeps his trouser gerbil in his pants.

This women is not hot enough to awaken his trouser gerbil.
by Ollie431 October 13, 2020
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Trousers

trousers meansbra
hey wilma, give me my trousers my cherries are sagging
by poo agaib February 20, 2022
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Trouser Stout

A man tard that thinks he is awesome and stellar , but sounds like a babbling gang of death, mute , Mormons and Monkeys fighting over a bible and bannana when speaking to large groups of people in a tactical environment. This man always smells like expired canned tuna juice and cheese puffs.
Jason acted like a “Trouser Stout “ during training upsetting Joey to the point where he earned a coin.
by Jonny35 February 27, 2018
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trouser trout

When a tall glass of water* walks in and a man’s penis starts flopping around like a fish out of water

*tall glass of water = hot woman with long legs
“Girl, you ain’t got a hook big enough for this trouser trout... master baiter
by ugonnalearn_t_day January 19, 2021
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Trouser Smile

Trouser Smile : a Cum shot in the shap of a mouth on the side of the space bettween there pussy and and ass hole making a :)
I was so horney last night i gave my girl friend a trouser smile.
by Slider Dave December 6, 2009
mugGet the Trouser Smilemug.

kitty trouser

Crustiness that comes from eggs in a woman's vagina that seeps into their butthole making the woman arch her back like a cat to try to push the crust out.
Damn dude you got her! She's doing a kitty trouser right now!
by That desk in the back March 28, 2015
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