tromboner

when rimming a man, reaching round and stroking him off

he was such a homo, he always was a tromboner

by craigstar March 4, 2009

tromboner

a person who has no life, except for their trombone, and they have bowel problems, and yellow teeth. they normally respond to the name of dookie pants

Adam and Harrison are tromboners because they have no life.

by neb and jeb February 10, 2003

sad trombone

Function: noun

1. Describes the sound made by a trombone to illustrate a depressing statement, action, or moment. "Wah waah". Pioneered on the SNL skit Debbie Downer.

Tad: Bjorn, did you show Nell those pictures of your new kitten?
Bjorn: I don't think so. Nell, would you like to see the pictures I have of Sir Fluffles?
Nell: Oh, Bjorn, I can't bear to look at pictures of cats -- they only make me think of watching my own Mr. Snowflake waste away due to the effects of Feline Leukemia.
Tad: Wow... sad trombone!

by Alana Post September 30, 2005

Trombone

A slidey trumpet. Also a double sub-contrabass flute( with a tuning slide)

The trombone is a magnificent slidey trumpet.

by Pygmy Tiger November 28, 2018

Crusty tromcone

A long pointy cone dome, which is dipped into crusty old green and orange shit. Also known as the skid mark of buddah.

Derek J was proud of his signiture crusty tromcone. He loves to have rory lick it off slowly, while bagging up yayo like a mad scientist.

by Bruce Maki April 16, 2007

Greasy Trombone

adj. The act of giving a rim job to a male partner while masturbating him at the exact same time. Often, the most comfortable way of doing this is while the male is on his hands and knees.

Tina gave Aaron a Greasy Trombone last night in the bathroom on the floor.

by The White Phantom June 29, 2011

Reverse Trombone

The act of performing oral sex on ones partner whilst simultaneously reeming their bowels with a dildo. Much like the rusty trombone, it resembles the trumpet player.

The reverse trombone Greg gave me last week was so good I still can't walk right

by crabby_dicks November 18, 2014