torch of love

The male organ responsible for copulation and urination--in other words, a penis.

Because she had felt of his body in full cry, and therefore appreciated the ampleness of his...credentials, Elizabeth had harboured a certainty she would not be taken unawares when she saw them. Yet, she could not help but stare (by reason of its tumescence, his torch of love just so happened to be trained directly upon her and it was difficult to disregard). {Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife, Linda Berdoll}

by parkanian July 20, 2008

Torch The Atlantic

A sick as hardcore band that started on the sunshine coast, Australia.

Friend 1 - Have you heard of Torch The Atlantic?
Friend 2 - Why yes i have, I hear they pull some wicked shows!
Friend 1 - Yeah, They sure do!

by Daniel TTA January 12, 2008

trichin

n.someone w/ an abnormally triangular shaped chin usually looks very strange

guy 1: did u see that guys chin?
guy 2: nah whats up w/ it?
guy 1: hes got a total trichin! look at it!

by torytory!!! January 10, 2009

toochis tax

Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a man she/he married because he had a hot body.

Also see tittie tax.

-Did you hear Barbara and Dan are getting divorced after only ten months?

-She's going to have to pay a hefty toochis tax to get out of that one.

by Jareau September 1, 2009

torch

To set fire to a small wad of toilet paper in the toilet bowl in a public or private bathroom, an attempt to mask the horrific odor after a bowel movement.

Taken from the act of torching an automobile to cover up the evidence or dead bodies inside.

I torched the bathroom at Taco Bell after binge drinking at the college football game and eating several bean burritos.

by Horace P. Manure September 25, 2009

torchman

an arsonist

The infamous torchman struck again last night.

by The Return of Light Joker May 6, 2012

torch bazooka

A game played among friends when the heights of joblessness is reached. The opponent points out a target. The player then positions the torch on his shoulder (like a bazooka) in the switched off mode, and switches on the torch. If the beam of light, hits the target, 1 point to the player. Then the opponent has his go with the torch

Player 1: "C'mon man, let's play torch bazooka"

Player 2: "K, give me a target"

Player 1: "That tree behind the gate"

Player 2: Positions the torch on the shoulder and switches on the torch. The beam hits the tree. "Woo hoo, got it"

Player 1: My turn

Player 2: The water tank

by santaklawze August 2, 2012