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Theatregoistic 

A term to describe one who enjoys going to the theatre. They may enjoy the atmosphere, the aspect of watching shows, or the overall experience of going to the theatre.
"Hey friend! Want to go play some pinball?"
"Sorry man, gotta go watch some Les Miz; I heard it's cray cray."
"Man, you are so theatregoistic!"

"Mark has sold his house, car, and multi-milliom dollar company for theatre tickets. He sure is theatregoistic!"
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google threat

To try to prove someone is wrong by telling the person you are arguing with that you are going to log on to your computer and find documented proof.
I was late picking up my girlfriend so I told her that the horn fell off my car and I had to have it fixed using a zip screw. She said I was lying. She said the car horn is in the steering wheel and there is so such thing as a zip screw. So I google threatened her. I told her I would google it to prove I was right!
google threat by SullieMarie January 10, 2015

dream theater day 

July 30th is Dream Theater Day in Utah, as proclaimed by Governor of Utah after seeing them in Salt Lake City in the Chaos in Motion tour.
dream theater day by H. S. November 26, 2007

Arizonan Treatment 

The act of taking a sample of cactus and inserting into your anus and clenching your ass cheeks. In result, it makes many different holes so more air flow through the anus so your anus is stretchier and can be more versatile during anal sex/play.
Rob: Word on street says you had an Arizonan Treatment?
Alfonso: I had to do it so Michelangelo wouldn't leave me!

Theatre Of Tragedy 

A band from Norway that brought the Gothic Metal genre into perfection. This was the band that first blended Death Metal vocals with aesthetic female vocals. Main CDs include Theatre Of Tragedy, Velvet Darkness They Fear, Aegis, Musique, and Assembly.
Check out Leaves Eyes or Lacrimosa if you like them.
Theatre Of Tragedy by 29A March 26, 2005

jerky treats 

n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 2007. Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.
"Did you have sex with the clients?"
"No, just jerky treats."
jerky treats by SkidMarkyMark February 6, 2007

Mystery Science Theater 3000 

A cult television comedy series created by Joel Hodgson (replaced by Mike Nelson after the fifth season)originating from Eden Prairie, Minnesota. It consisted largely of fictional characters making fun of existing cult films, a format which proved to be influential. Original episodes aired on Comedy Central and the SciFi Channel from 1989 to 1999. The show started with a short run on Minnesota UHF station KTMA channel 23 from 1988 to 1989.
Arguments about whether Joel or Mike was better on Mystery Science Theater 3000 are usually pointless.