Traffic Jamming

Driving at least 20 MPH under the speed limit causing a huge traffic jam, and when one of the cars tries to pass on the opposite side you speed up so they cant pass, and the jam continues.

Traffic Jamming: Driving on a one lane road driving 20 MPH when the speed limit is 45 MPH causing a TRAFFIC JAM 30 CARS LONG!!!

by Tom Charlip (JC, CW, JB) The Bonns December 19, 2007

Trafficer

a large bag or purse carried to a party that traffics alcohol into the party. this bag of alcohol, to some, seems to have a never ending supply.

"what is that?"
"my trusty trafficer, want a beer?"

by flat116guh March 28, 2009

san francisco traffic jam

Butt sex that is blocked by crap in your butt

Dude that sex was terrible. I had a san Francisco traffic jam.

by blane green January 30, 2014

Trafficked

Adv. To be dragged about town, resulting in prolonged hours waiting in traffic.

Me: “How was your night?”
Friend: “I got trafficked. The cab got lost, and it took us 2 ours to get back from Victory Monument!”
Me: “Dude, you got trafficked.”

by JonKitsune April 5, 2009

Child Trafficking

When you suck a man off until he cums in your mouth, then pretend to swallow, and kiss him and push it in his mouth.

"We wanted to try something new so I did some child trafficking

by Faggot696969 April 28, 2017

Traffic vibes

When you get relentless, car shaking road head and you ejaculate on the roof.

Guy 1: Bro I was stuck in traffic and the next thing I know shes unzippin my pants. She starts suckin hard and the car starts shakin.
Guy 2: Traffic Vibes hard.
Guy 1: bro The roof of my car is white.

by TwoGirlsInTheBack January 27, 2018

Traffic64

Traffic64 is a hot single dude in your area in blue hat and overalls. He is so funny he makes you laugh!

Wow isn't that dude hot? He looks like Traffic64

by MucusLukas May 26, 2021