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torrington

torrington is the biggest shithole in the world, anyone who shops at walmart or walks around downtown in ripped clothes is a raggy, which is over 70 percent of the population. i am so disgusted that i actually work there.
"did you see that fat dirty lady enter tj maxx?" - kyle

"yeah i see it all the time, the plaza is raggy central." -joe
by matt April 16, 2005
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Torri

Torri is a person with very huge tities Peridotttttttt poo
Torri put her tits in my face
by Vspams90s November 8, 2019
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Jonathan Blitted Torres

A blitted mofo and pretty chill kid. And gets roasted all day every day. DATS HIM
wow he's so bltted. hes like jonathan blitted torres !
Thats jonathan the stoner man ! hes blitted.
by Racklyngirl July 23, 2011
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toris

also spelled 'toris, a slang for the clitoris. pronounced TOR-is, unlike the second half of the full word "clitoris." typically spoken when covertly recounting a sexual escapade to a friend when others are around, and "clit" or "clitoris" would be inappropriate.
"It took me three hours to find the 'toris and then I went all over the place."
means: "i couldn't find the clit and i nutted all over her," but sounds like you were trying to find your car or something
by Baba Oriley September 23, 2008
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Fernando Torres

the most expensive and most moneyfaced footballer ever, have already broken one record when he transferred from Atletico Madrid to Liverpool for a club record 20m pounds only to demand a move to Chelsea for a world record 50m pounds. he only score goals so that one goal is worth 1m when transfer fee is taken into account
After playing so well for Chelsea, Real Madrid went real mad and bought Fernando Torres for 100m pounds
by gitw March 22, 2011
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accidental tourist

When you are fucking a girl and "accidentally" let it slip into her ass and when she says something you pretend you don't speak English.
Girl 1: "Johnny and I were going at it doggy-style when he slipped it in my ass and pretended he only spoke German"

Girl 2: "Haha accidental tourist... classic."
by Worthless pledge October 13, 2010
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Angry Mexican Touristo

The act of wrapping your dick in a soft taco shell and fucking all of your girlfriends holes. And when you blow your load you must say " ariiiiiiiiiiiiiiba"
Dude i totaly Angry Mexican Touristo your mom last night!
by Angry.Mexican.Touristo October 29, 2010
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