todai

The tightest, cleanest, pussy known to man. Free of all STDs and other nasty substances. Just plain good and tasty and definately shaved.

I humped Jessica her pussy is so damn todai.

by Josh January 11, 2004

Not Tomale

When something is not cool

Jayson: Did you notice her new hair style? She thinks it's cute
Kayan: She's sadly mistaken, 'cause that shit is NOT tomale

by Jayson T. Jones December 13, 2005

Feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk

To masturbate, jerk off, beat ones meat.

I walked in on Mark feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk. Motherfucker.

by oneequalszero September 5, 2006

day before today

yesterday

yo i was smashin my chick the day before today.

by mrELsenor February 20, 2011

toma

Spanish: meanin there you go or HAVE IT

My boy was sayin to give him the control and i was like naa and he was yellin n' shit so i throw it at him and say TOMA

by DarioEggie July 18, 2008

tomahawk

To swipe one's index and middle finger in one's sweaty ass crack or ball-bag crack and procede to smear it in an unsuspecting victims nose. Usually accompanied by tribal hoots and dancing.

I tomahawked Chatzo while he was talking to his teacher and he said he could smell my sweaty coin purse for 10 mins.

by dirty miagi February 14, 2004

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

A line used by Popeye's gambling and hamburger loving friend Wimpy in the Live-Action Popeye film.

Winpy- "A genuine hamburger for the Gentleman. I'm buying."
Random dude- "Gee thanks."
Server dude- "Who's paying?"
Wimpy- "I'm buying. He's paying."

by JerRyuKen714 May 17, 2004