hairy tomato

When a women menstruates on a man's testicle sac and the man then wipes his sac across the face of the women.

Yeah! that bitch totally ate up my my hairy tomato last night!

by bieberhole69 August 12, 2011

Hot Tomato

A challenge in which you try to fit as many tomatoes up your ass as you can.

What did I do last Friday you ask? I played Hot Tomato with my daughter, she couldn't fit too many up. She's 11.

by sayosayo August 31, 2021

salted tomato

A white person's sweat balls. Red af and salty.

Hey Chad, how's your...salted tomato doing? Just make sure you aren't making a caprese salad.

by SONO CHI NO SADAME July 5, 2017

tangy tomato

shoving your bloody dick in her mouth after period sex

She was on the rag and being a bitch, so I gave her a tangy tomato!

by t-dog1 October 10, 2006

Cool Tomato

One who is or exhibits the behavior of a cock tease. There are many ways to be classified as a cool tomato, but it is generally an applicable title for anyone who flirts, grabs, touches, but unfortunately never puts out.

Boy 1: "Elizabeth is such a cock tease"
Boy 2: "Yeah, she's a major cool tomato"

by HarlanEHarlan July 15, 2007

tomato slices

big, oversized, extremely red nipples that resemble tomato slices. Usually they are found on overweight white women with pasty skin, but if you are lucky, you will find a petite girl with a nice tan but also tomato slices. If you ever get laid by a good looking chick with tomato slices... you are a lucky man.. or woman. Make sure to lick and suck them for as long as possible, because tomato slices don't come around too often, except on fat bitches.

She's kinda fat but I wouldn't mind sucking her domes because she has some pretty tomato slices.

by Mark Ferguson December 23, 2003

Cold tomato

a chilled woman, frigid, no longer wants a mans affection

that girl is a "cold tomato".

by Thor the hammer-wielding god March 7, 2011