chair locked

Smoking to much weed you physically can not get up
Syn: Frozen

Man I was so chair locked last night from smoking all that dank

by BA Kyle May 6, 2016

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

snow chair

When an individual drops down into the snow in a reclined seating position, allowing the snow to form comfortably with your body imprint, thus creating a homemade snow chair.

Christine was exhausted from shoveling the driveway so she took a break in a snow chair!

by CanadaEh December 17, 2013

Chair Leg

A shit that is long and stiff like a chair leg

'Damn , who forgot to flush this chair leg'

by JoobLover February 2, 2023

shitting chairs

Shitting chairs (or shitting blank) is a new phrase circulating on TikTok that is used to laugh at something, mock something and more. There's no deep meaning to this phrase and as to why it's called this but it may be related to the "TikTok inside joke" that revolves around using the chair emoji (🪑) as a laughing emoji.

*funny tiktok*
some comment: IM SHITTING CHAIRS BAHAHAHA

by unknownuser77 October 10, 2021

Lawn chair

When you fall and you fold up over your face.

Rob Dyrdek: Thats what you call the lawn chair when you fold over your facelike that.

Kid falling-

Texas slut: Man, that guy just did a lawn chair!

SoCal skank: That was gnarly!

by socal skank August 22, 2011

fair chair

The stamped metal chairs (sometimes padded), usually of a puke-brown or dull gray color, with a seat that folds up that you often encounter en masse at public fairs and other gatherings, outdoor weddings, sit-down concerts, church auditoriums, and so forth. Said chairs are designed to be stackable and often come on large racks. Notorious for getting skin-searingly hot if left exposed in sunlight for any length of time.

I went to a concert this summer and nearly burnt my legs on one of those fair chairs!

by Matthiasfw December 1, 2007