win the losing lottery

To win at something no one should be proud at winning.

I won, I was the dumbest that was there. Congratulations, you (won)/ win the losing lottery.

by foodboy96 March 30, 2024

lose a lung

A phrased used to call attention to the absurd length, breadth, and extremity of the cough of a person who has been coughing.

More often associated with Marijuana culture in Saskatchewan, Canada. Though the phrase does appear in some films and literature.

Can be used in a self-deprecating fashion, like:

"Goddam that Cannabis is fine, I lose a lung every time I toke this fine herb."

Or, it can be used to denigrate someone, like:

"Jesus, if you are going to lose a lung every time you smoke, go do it with someone else."

by ellis dee December 15, 2013

residue of losing

When you lose so much or so badly that it begins to spread to those around you.

Tim sucks so bad at picking football winners, he's spreading the residue of losing to the rest of us.

by JJ51 January 25, 2017

losing

winners don’t know what this term is

did you hear that John is losing the football game last night?

by John boat January 12, 2024

Lose the farm

Referring to the historical forfeit or seizure of one's farm due to loss of income or inability to pay costs, this expression means one has lost a great deal of money gambling.

Megan: "Hey Joe! How'd the poker tournament go?

Joe: "I lost the farm."

Chris: Hey Sarah, I'm going to the racetrack to bet on horses.

Sarah: Don't lose the farm!

by thymarchhare July 10, 2024

Losing your man privilege

When someone goes ching-chong in your ding-dong

losing your man privilege is funny until it happens to you

by retardJim69420 February 11, 2021

Losing keys in your pocket

Someone of sheer idiocracy misplacing their keys inside their hoodie. They generally have a stench of angry mussels that follow them.

Losing keys in your pocket

by BOHICA84 August 3, 2013